Warning: This book may be a choking hazard if read while eating or drinking.If you’re a fan of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then you’re going to love Amusing Musings.Get ready to enjoy the most hilarious book of the year. This hysterical compilation of profound thoughts and hilarious one liners will make you laugh until you cry. Relish delightfully witty quotes such as these:“I bet a popular joke in the medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a “kick me” sign on his armor with a magnet.”“I think it would be a good idea if scientists invented a new fruit. It should look like an orange, but, ‘surprise’, it tastes like a watermelon. Also, it screams when you peel it.”“If cats could talk, I bet that when they cleaned themselves they’d never shut up about how good they taste.”If you are a fan of non-sequitur comedy in the style of Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, or Saturday Night Live’s Jack Handey, then buy this outrageously entertaining book now!It's the perfect funny gift for men or women with an offbeat sense of humor!
✔ Author(s): J.J. Harlan
✔ Title: Amusing Musings: Hilarious one-liners and deep thoughts for the offbeat sense of humor
✔ Rating : 3.8 out of 5 base on (124 reviews)
✔ ISBN-10: 1095074903
✔ Language: English
✔ Format ebook: PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Audio, HTML and MOBI
✔ Device compatibles: Android, iOS, PC and Amazon Kindle
Readers' opinions about Amusing Musings by J.J. Harlan
Keira Graham
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