Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, in the fifth book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!
✔ Author(s): Mat Waugh,Evgeniya Averina
✔ Title: Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
✔ Rating : 4.6 out of 5 base on (5243 reviews)
✔ ISBN-10: 1999914759
✔ ISBN-13: 9781999914752
✔ Language: English
✔ Format ebook: PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Audio, HTML and MOBI
✔ Device compatibles: Android, iOS, PC and Amazon Kindle
Readers' opinions about Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! by Mat Waugh
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This book completely captured my heart. The characters were so relatable, and their journeys resonated deeply with me. The writing was poetic and powerful, leaving me with a sense of awe. I'm grateful to have experienced this literary gem.
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