My donkey (ass) has a terrible gas problem and gets stuck in a hole dug by a mole whilst out on a stroll. A slightly snooty Scottish lass on a world-famous ass, which won Ass Of The Year at Asscot, three years on the trot, accidentally gets her ass kicked by my smelly ass as it tries to escape the hole dug by a mole.Excerpt:‘I said to the Scottish lass, “…but I don’t yet know your name.”She said, “My parents called me after their pet hen, who sadly died in her pen back when my brother Ben was just ten and when I was still inside my mummy’s tummy. The hen was eaten in its pen by Henry, our pet fox, who escaped his box during a thunderous gale.”I said, “That’s a very sad tale, but what was the pet hen in the pen called?”She replied, “Oh, the hen in the pen didn’t have a name, so they thought it would be a good game to call me Henrietta (Henry-ate-her).”’This children’s picture book will have you and your children laughing together, and makes a great bedtime story book for any child. Suitable for both boys and girls, from preschool kids to early school children ages 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 up to age 8 years.
✔ Author(s): Lee Pong Wong,Montes
✔ Title: My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book
✔ Rating : 4.4 out of 5 base on (545 reviews)
✔ ISBN-10: 199934832X
✔ Language: English
✔ Format ebook: PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Audio, HTML and MOBI
✔ Device compatibles: Android, iOS, PC and Amazon Kindle
Readers' opinions about My Smelly Ass by Lee Pong Wong
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