THE WHITESA Normal Sitcom. For Abnormal Times.MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING:"Finally, a sitcom that isn't completely fake and gay. The Whites are all right."—Lomez, editor, Passage Prize“The best show you’ll never see. Smart, timely, and fearless. A purgative for our current malaise, THE WHITES is must-read TV for the post-liberal age.”— Charles Haywood, The Worthy House“Comedy finally makes a roaring comeback, and this time it’s on our side.”— David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense“THE WHITES would never be made in modern Hollywood. It's funny, subversive, and speaks to the half of the country La La Land ignores.”— Christian Toto, editor, HollywoodInToto.com“Sharply perceptive and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Hands down the funniest pilot script I've ever read, and the only one I've seen in years that has anything to do with reality. This would be the number one TV show in America if Hollywood weren't full of chickens, pussies, and yellow-bellied lickspittles. Entertaining and addictive. The people want more!”— Aeneas Tactitus Minor, writer“In this house we believe, THE WHITES is a winner. Or, at least, FrogPilled88 told me so. A comedy of biting satire and welcome sanity in an age of madness.”— Jeremy Carl“Peter Thiel, please produce this NOW.”— Giles Hoffman, editor, The AsylumABOUT THE SERIESTHE WHITES is a TV comedy series in development about a normal American family living in abnormal times. We are publishing the pilot episode script online because we know this show—written by and for the people Hollywood hates—could never get past the iron curtain of censorship at mainstream studios.No one has ever tried this before. We don’t know what will happen. But when you buy our script, you are committing a small act of rebellion. You are contributing to the creation of more content like this and helping us obliterate the rotting carcass that dares to call itself “entertainment” and replace it with something much better. Together, we are going to make America LOL again. SERIES LOGLINETHE WHITES chronicles a normal American family trying to survive post-pandemic California.ABOUT EPISODE 1Scott’s wife is sent home from work during a race affinity group meeting, his son is sent home from school for running a banned books club, and his daughter is sent home from college after a virus outbreak. Which means it’s the worst possible time for everyone to find out that Scott has a big secret—one that could get the entire family cancelled...forever.CAST SCOTT WHITE, late 40s. A formerly successful chef left unemployed by the pandemic.JENNIFER WHITE, early 40s. Scott's wife and the mother of their two children. Jennifer recently went back to work full time as a conflict resolution mediator.SUSAN WHITE, early 70s. Scott's mother. Susan left her retirement community in Florida to move in with her son and his family in California.GUS WHITE, 15. A 9th grader at the local public high school.GWEN WHITE, 19. A sophomore at a local liberal arts college, with all that that entails.T.J. DAVIS, 22. A gender studies TA at Gwen's college.SEASON 1 EPISODES (planned)Cancelled (Pilot)23 and Me and Bobby McGeeJacked O’LanternTriumph of the MILFA Very T.J. Christmas, the Extended EditionFull Metal Tax Bracket Trust the Estate PlanWhere We Go One, We Go BaldCrypto ApocalyptoABOUT THE CREATORSFreddy Moya and Peachy Keenan are friends and writing partners who spent years deep behind enemy lines working for the enemy.Lost Riviera Media, LLCContent for discontents. Victory through better stories.INQUIRIES: [email protected] art by Nick Rivers
✔ Author(s): Peachy Keenan,Freddy Moya
✔ Title: THE WHITES, Season 1, Episode 1: "Cancelled"
✔ Rating : 5 out of 5 base on (39 reviews)
✔ ISBN-10: B09ZCQPL4R
✔ ISBN-13: 978B09ZCQPL43
✔ Language: English
✔ Format ebook: PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Audio, HTML and MOBI
✔ Device compatibles: Android, iOS, PC and Amazon Kindle
Readers' opinions about THE WHITES, Season 1, Episode 1 by Peachy Keenan
Beata Shepard
What an intellectual journey! The themes explored in this book challenged my perceptions and sparked introspection. It's refreshing to read a book that provokes such thought.
Daphne Garner
I'm already planning to reread this book. It's one of those stories that you can revisit again and again, discovering new layers of meaning each time.
Laura Hill
This book is a work of art. The language, the imagery, the symbolism - everything came together beautifully to create a memorable reading experience.
